The Real Parent Trap...

Kimberly Buffington-Quaid has filed for divorce from actor Dennis "I'm Still Doing Better than my Brother" Quaid.  Discord and conflict of personalities were her reason. She gets the house and a Benz, he gets a condo and the Caddy. They will share the Range Rover. Sounds so civilized doesn't it? Well, he has requested that she gets nothing in the eventual settlement. Nice. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Innerspace Correspondent in Charlotte for this late-breaking tip.