No, We're Not Being Punked...

Well, I certainly should have had this post already written and ready to go, but I surely didn't believe it was actually going to happen. However, let's all bow our heads in a very long moment of silence, as Demi Moore (49) has released a statement to the Associated Press that she is in fact ending her six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher (33.)  Let's remember the good, (their DNA Foundation to combat human trafficking) the bad, (Kaballah and the fact that he's called her "Wifey" on Twitter for 6 years) and the ugly (Striptease & 2 and a Half Men.)  I really thought those kids were gonna make it. I really really thought so. Sigh.


Special thanks to my Senior Not Real Jew on Not Real Jew Correspondent in St Louis for this extremely late breaking newstip!

Cheater Watch...

Ok people, I'm not ashamed to say that Cheaters (I prefer host Tommy Grand to Joey Greco) is one of my all-time favourite reality shows, so when all these rumours start swirling in the interweb cesspool-- Ashton's cheating on Demi, Becks is cheating on Posh....say it ain't so!  I'll be waiting patiently...