Music + Soccer = D I V O R C E

We knew these two split up this summer, but today, their divorce actually goes to High Court and their four year marraige will be officially ka-put. For my friends in America who may be wondering, just who are these people? Cheryl is a member of pop group Girls Aloud & an X Factor Judge and Ashley kicks a soccer ball for Chelsea (and he sure is pretty.)  So I thought it should be mentioned we should all shed a little tear for these beautiful people who will, I'm sure, move on, hopefully Cheryl's malaria has moved on as well.