Slashed...

Awww, my favourite half-Jewish, curly-haired, sunglass-wearing, guitar-playing (we could be friggin' twins right?) rock god has filed for divorce with his wife of almost nine year Perla Ferrar. I really thought those two were gonna make it.

I'm Curbing My Enthusiasm

Well, we all know Larry David split with his real-life wife Laurie, which was sad, but made for great television material in subsequent seasons. However, today I was bummed to read his TV Ex-Wife, Cheryl Hines, is splitting from her real-life husband of 7 years, producer/manager, Paul (not the "Every Time You Go Away") Young.  Aw, I thought those kids were gonna make it.  Something tells me she'll bounce back, as she's awesome.

At 17....

If I had stayed with the guy I was dating when I was 17, he'd be gay right now (well he is, and he's fabulous!) So when I heard the news of Miley Cyrus breaking up with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, well, I got a little verklempt.  Poor Miley's achy breaky heart will heal soon I'm sure. I know, it's not totally break-up-newsworthy, but I felt like posting something new today! You all KNEW these kids weren't gonna make it, and that's OK.

UPDATE: They got back together, whatev

Mad Man?

It feels like yesterday since these two tied the knot, I truly thought these kids were gonna make it. And what's this I hear he's dating  his SNL co-star Abby Elliot, Chris Elliot's daughter? A little soon don't you think Fred? 

Catch a Tiger by the tail....

First of all, I'm offended I was never chosen to be one of his mistresses...but I really thought these kids were gonna make it...

Speidi

I really thought these kids were gonna make it....naaaaw not really. The definition of Pratt on this side of the pond is: idiot, so, they never really stood a chance now did they?

UPDATE: in case you're reading the blog from the start. These a-holes are back together. G-d help them if they procreate.

Welcome!

Welcome to my new blog about celebrity break-ups. It makes me so sad when famous people's relationships don't work. Especially when an entire reality series is based on their wedding. When Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro broke up, I stayed home from work for a week.

So please join me on the Fame Rollercoaster of Love from ...let's begin...