Who Didn't See This Cunning? Er, Coming?

Well, it was reported to People Magazine that they're taking a break, so that's good enough source for us! Simmer down people, actors Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are splitting after 13 stinkin' years! Ol' man Douglas is apparently hanging out in his fancy apartment in NYC while she's in their gazillion dollar home up state with kids.


Thanks to my Senior Actor-Actor Relationship Correspondent in Kilcoole for the very early news tip several days ago!