Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Beverly Hills Real Housewife, Taylor Armstrong, has left her husband of seven years, Russell. Apparently she's so distressed from this that she's lost 10-15 lbs! Is that all it takes? We really thought those kids were gonna make it! Damn she got a seriously wide mouth!
Thanks to my Senior West Coast Reality TV Correspondent on the North Side for the tip!
Monday, May 30, 2011
Thanks to my Senior May-December Correspondent in NJ for the tip!
Friday, May 27, 2011
Yeah, another one for this side of the pond, the rest of you just mosey along please...
Long-time former 'EastEnders' star Natalie Cassidy has left her fiancée Adam Cottrel.
Here's a quote from her Dad, "On Sunday she told him on the phone she wouldn't be going back and we heard this crash in the background. He'd put his fist through the microwave." Subsequently he was was charged with two offences of beating and criminal damage.
I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
This one is for this side of the pond...
Radio 1 DJ and TV presenter Fearne Cotton has called off her engagement to US Skateboarder Jesse Jenkins. We (don't care) really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Well, I suppose it's break-up news. Lady Ga Ga and on-and-off boyfriend Luc Carl have called it a day as Ga Ga admitted on the Graham Norton show that she hadn't been on any dates and doesn't have a boyfriend. I really thought those crazy kids were gonna make it.
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Actor, Leonardo DiCaprio and Israeli model, Bar Refaeli, have called it quits after their 5 years together. Let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence.
Actress, Hayden Panettiere, 21, and Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, 35, have split after 2 years dating-- (notice I added their sprawling age dif,) citing distance as the dilemma.
I wish I had more to tell you about all of these kids, other than, the fact that I thought they were gonna make it-- but I don't.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Apparently Arnie has fathered a child with a member of his household staff!!! This is what prompted Maria to leave their home before they announced their separation last week. Holy mackerel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to my Senior Cheatin' Governator Correspondent in Shankhill, Co Dublin!
There are just too many puns here, I don't know where to begin. After 25 years of marriage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. When he left the family home, our sources say he exclaimed, "Hasta la vista baby, I'll be back." I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Thanks for the tips from around the globe on this one, however, we here at ITTKWGMI had the entry in the works, but had to pick up the child from school and go to Tesco and were late in posting this very important news. Keep those tips coming people, we are nothing without you.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
I mean her middle name is LOVE! Why can't this poor girl just snag a ma-yun?? After 1 year actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has split with beau actor-director Alex Beh. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.