Just because it's New Year's Eve, it doesn't mean that there isn't ONE MORE relationship bound for splitsville! After 2 decades, John and Elaine Mellencamp are splitting up, sources say they "are proud of their 20 years together and are very happy with their accomplishments both as parents and as a family."
I really thought those kids were gonna make it, didn't you?
Happy New Year Everybody, see you on the other side!
Thanks to my Senior Little Pink House Correspondents in Washington, DC and Bejing, China (seriously) for the overnight tip!